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[bettercallit]

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[studmuffin]

What about an omelette? Easy enough and it's doubly delicious for you and y'know, whoever you're making them for.

[ Like your government agent boyfriend, okay? ]

[bettercallit]

[ Clint will neither confirm nor deny these accusations. ]

Eggs. I can do eggs. Right?

[studmuffin]

Yeah, I mean, there's the possibility of food poisoning but I'll make sure you get it right.

[bettercallit]

Food poisoning. I'll stock up, prepare for the worst.

[studmuffin]

Yeah, make sure you take a trip to the pharmacy.

[bettercallit]

You doing anything tomorrow?

[studmuffin]

Uh, besides staring at the wall? Not much.

[bettercallit]

I'll stock up. Early afternoon?

[studmuffin]

Sure thing. Do you want me to come over to yours? I don't know how terrifying the kitchen is here.

[bettercallit]

It's probably a safer bet over at mine. I'll even clean it.

[studmuffin]

Okay. So I'll come over and we'll try not to kill anyone!

[bettercallit]

[ Laughing, Clint ruffles Stiles' hair and pushes himself up onto his feet. ]

If we fail, I know how to clean up good.

[studmuffin]

That is kind of freaktastic, but okay.

[bettercallit]

It's okay. [ He takes a step or two away, turning back. ] I like you. You're safe.

[studmuffin]

[ Fist pumping. ] Success.

[bettercallit]

[ Laughing, Clint turns back to head off, shouting over his shoulder. ] It's an honour, kid, I don't like just anyone.