(no subject)

[bettercallit]

☎ Call.
✉ Voicemail.
⌨ Text.
✔ Action.

Comments

[debrief]

That is certainly true.

[bettercallit]

Be thankful I don't say I like you with a bunch.

[ No one's looking at their redheaded friend. ]

[debrief]

Very thankful.

[bettercallit]

[ He bites his tongue on claiming he'd be permanently covered in bruises. ]

You thought about a career while we're here?

[debrief]

I might join the police force.

[bettercallit]

You sure you want to go down that road? It's a huge jump from what you usually do.

[debrief]

I'm going to see, get some more information first, but I might.

[bettercallit]

You'd look good in the uniform, sir.

[debrief]

I'd prefer to stick to suits.

[bettercallit]

You shower with those things on, too, don't you?

[debrief]

No, Clint. I do not.

[bettercallit]

Prove it.

[debrief]

I'm not letting you watch me shower to satisfy your sense of curiosity.

[bettercallit]

I'll get Stark to install cameras. [ He's still convince he sleeps in them too. ]

[debrief]

Don't you dare.

[bettercallit]

What's in it for me?

[debrief]

You won't have to deal with the consequences of doing it.

[bettercallit]

That's the best part.

[debrief]

No, I don't think you'd want to in this case.

[bettercallit]

If this were to happen, hypothetically, what'd the consequences come close to?

[debrief]

That'd be telling. I'm not making it so easy on you, Agent.

[bettercallit]

'Course not, what was I thinking.

[debrief]

[ Dry. ] you probably weren't.

[bettercallit]

That's what I want people to think.

[debrief]

Your plan is working.