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☎ Call.
✉ Voicemail.
⌨ Text.
✔ Action.

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You sure you want to go down that road? It's a huge jump from what you usually do.

I'm going to see, get some more information first, but I might.

You'd look good in the uniform, sir.

I'd prefer to stick to suits.

You shower with those things on, too, don't you?

No, Clint. I do not.

Prove it.

I'm not letting you watch me shower to satisfy your sense of curiosity.

I'll get Stark to install cameras. [ He's still convince he sleeps in them too. ]

Don't you dare.

What's in it for me?

You won't have to deal with the consequences of doing it.

That's the best part.

No, I don't think you'd want to in this case.

If this were to happen, hypothetically, what'd the consequences come close to?

That'd be telling. I'm not making it so easy on you, Agent.

'Course not, what was I thinking.

[ Dry. ] you probably weren't.

That's what I want people to think.

Your plan is working.

You'd be amazed at the things you hear when no one thinks you're listening, sir.

I think I might have an idea. [ After all, he blends into the background well as well, lets himself be underestimated. Same technique, different application, perhaps. ]

How do you think I perfected the art? You're a good role model.

Glad to hear it. [ And he honestly is. ]

There's a reason why I refuse to work with anyone but you, Coulson. [ Or, more accurately, that everyone else complains about working with him to the point of passing him on. ] And who said being underestimated was a bad thing.