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[bettercallit]

☎ Call.
✉ Voicemail.
⌨ Text.
✔ Action.

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[studmuffin]

No, that's totally fine. [ He grins, bright and trying to be helpful. ] I'm a good teacher. Even my dad knows how to not burn water now so you'll be okay in my capable teachering hands.

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[bettercallit]

Your dad figured out how to burn water? That's one I've never mastered, but god knows I've tried.

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[studmuffin]

We lived off burnt toast for like a month after my mom died. [ Chewing his own burger carefully. ] So I taught myself how to cook. He can now make his own pasta in case I'm not there. It's totally an improvement.

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[bettercallit]

You installed smoke detectors, right? [ He manages a playful smile, taking another bite of burger and a sip of coffee to wash it down with. ] Pasta is a step up from warming cans of food up, tossing things in the microwave doesn't always end so good.

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[studmuffin]

We'll learn pasta first. I make a mean spaghetti bolognaise. [ He wants to ask if Clint and Phil were together, but then maybe that's just reassuring himself of something, it's not his place. ]

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[bettercallit]

Can't go wrong with Italian food.

[ He can tell there's something there, Stiles a little transparent around the edges. ] Don't make me tickle attack you.

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[studmuffin]

What?

[ Flail. ] You're an assassin and you choose to tickle?

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[bettercallit]

You underestimated the power of the assassin tickle, there's training and everything. Stronger men have fallen.

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[studmuffin]

You and Scott would totally be bros.

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[bettercallit]

The two of you have tickle time? 'Cause I'm sorry I've never seen it.

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[studmuffin]

He's like a giant puppy.

[ Literally. ]

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[bettercallit]

A match made in heaven. If he ever shows, I'll get the two of you matching collars with adorable tags to go with them.

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[studmuffin]

Hey, he's the puppy, not be.

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[bettercallit]

[ He's still so horribly uninformed. ]

He eat puppy chow as a kid or something?

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[studmuffin]

[ Laughing now. ]

Something like that.

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[bettercallit]

This another of those things where I'm better off not asking?