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I eat a lot.

[ Not as much as Scott though. ] You can totally have the rest though.

You're a growing boy. [ He raises an eyebrow at himself, but insists on pushing the box closer to him. ]

Get it eaten. [ A pause. ] You getting by all right? 'Cause if you ever need anything, all you gotta do is ask.

I'm all right. Derek keeps throwing cereal bars at me and making sure I don't get eaten, so it works out, y'know?

But thanks.

You're eating more than just cereal bars, right? [ And then there's the sheepish look, because, seriously, he lives on crap himself. But this is different.

Hang on. ] Why would you get eaten?

Uh. [ Candy is pretty much his staple diet. ]

Sure.

Oh, because there are werebears in the woods. Saya told me.

[ He's onto you, Stiles. ]

One day I'm gonna drop by this mysterious place of yours and check out how the other half lives. [ He raises an eyebrow, but it's not questioning. ] Why do you guys live out there again?

Because Derek is allergic to people.

For his sake? You better not get eaten.

I'll try not to.

You ever picked up a bow before? 'Cause it's probably time I taught you a thing or two.

That's more Allison's gig. She's like an archery champ or something.

You couldn't've brought her here with you instead of broody pants? Liking her already.

Hey, maybe she'll show. And bring Scott. They're sort've attached.

The archers are always taken. Is your friend a big guy? 'Cause I'll fight him for time with her if I have to.

Uh - [ He's a werewolf. Stiles isn't sure if that constitutes as big or not. ]

He knows his way out of a fight, I guess.

Guess I'd have to impress her with my uncanny abilities. No one could resist.

Allison might surprise you.

It takes a lot to surprise me, but it sounds like a challenge I'd be willing to accept. [ A pause, curiously. ] She that good?

Her family are kind of - [ Another pause. ] The business of uh - weapons I guess.

And her parents let her near 'em? Little irresponsible.

They actually encourage it.

[ Wincing. ] Well, sort've.

[ He knows SHIELD have taken in kids over the years, but they were usually better off for it, Natasha coming in later than some and not quite as in tact because she was raised as a weapon. ]

Not sure I'm loving where this is going.

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