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[bettercallit]

☎ Call.
✉ Voicemail.
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✔ Action.

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[hexuality]

i don't think you've got the legs for a nurse's uniform, barton. but any suggestions on how to deal with bruised ribs would be ace.

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[bettercallit]

What's wrong with my legs?

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[bettercallit]

First rule of bruised ribs? Drugs. If you don't have any of the good stuff, I can hunt some down. Ice helps, breathing exercises, and rest. The rest is a waiting game.

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[hexuality]

too manly.

i won't use drugs but i'll do the rest. i'd almost rather broken at this point, may as well go all the way.

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[bettercallit]

Good to know you've been looking.

Trust me, bruised is always better than broken.

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[hexuality]

either way, i'd be stuck with them. i'm not that great at healing magic.

[Then, a few seconds after: ]

i hate breathing

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[bettercallit]

There anyone else in this place who knows how to work it?

[ He tends to avoid most magical users with her as the exception. ]

Yeah? Well, tough, 'cause if you stop, I'll be forced to do something drastic.

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[hexuality]

i'm tired and it hurts, you can't blame me for whining. and no, it'll be alright.

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[bettercallit]

Never said you couldn't whine. Have you tried a hot bubble bath? Those things are as close to magical as you're probably gonna get.

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[hexuality]

i haven't done that in ages, come to that. not bad, barton.

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[bettercallit]

Still got use for me yet, but keep the bubbles part between us, yeah? People might think I'm going soft.

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[hexuality]

you? never.

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[bettercallit]

It might be text, but I swear I can feel your eyes rolling from here.

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[hexuality]

hardly. i'm the picture of innocence.

[Attached: a picture of her making that very face.]

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[bettercallit]

[ Ginny, you should know he's saving that and making it his new background because it's too precious. ]

If you're the picture of innocence, then I'm a saint.

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[hexuality]

[CLINT.]

oh ouch. i'm already bruised, my pride doesn't need it too.

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[bettercallit]

[ He has an innocent face he's not afraid to use. Nope. ]

It can take it. Besides, you play it well.

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[hexuality]

hope so.

so in a few weeks, then?

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[bettercallit]

Sure. Let me know when you're good to go, I'll plan something out to ease you back in.

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[hexuality]

i don't need easing.

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[bettercallit]

Well, if you want the challenge, I can make it tough instead.

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[hexuality]

you know i prefer the distraction.

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[bettercallit]

How does picking up a bow sound? Found something that'd be perfect to start out with.

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[hexuality]

seriously?

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[bettercallit]

Seriously. Incentive enough for you to get healing quicker?