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[bettercallit]

☎ Call.
✉ Voicemail.
⌨ Text.
✔ Action.

Comments

[debrief]

I hope you did neither.

[bettercallit]

It was difficult, sir, but I managed to restrain myself. Guy's handsome, though, gotta give it to him.

[debrief]

Your ego, Barton, is astonishing at times. [ Well. It's true, he's handsome. ]

[bettercallit]

It's all part of the charm.

[debrief]

You keep telling yourself that.

[bettercallit]

You would've made a great principle, you know that?

[debrief]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[bettercallit]

[ Rolling his eyes, fondly. ] You're impossible.

[debrief]

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

[bettercallit]

Crying on the inside.

[ Which is why he's grinning around the coffee mug. ]

[debrief]

I can see that.

[bettercallit]

I express things different from most people.

[debrief]

That is certainly true.

[bettercallit]

Be thankful I don't say I like you with a bunch.

[ No one's looking at their redheaded friend. ]

[debrief]

Very thankful.

[bettercallit]

[ He bites his tongue on claiming he'd be permanently covered in bruises. ]

You thought about a career while we're here?

[debrief]

I might join the police force.

[bettercallit]

You sure you want to go down that road? It's a huge jump from what you usually do.

[debrief]

I'm going to see, get some more information first, but I might.

[bettercallit]

You'd look good in the uniform, sir.

[debrief]

I'd prefer to stick to suits.

[bettercallit]

You shower with those things on, too, don't you?

[debrief]

No, Clint. I do not.

[bettercallit]

Prove it.

[debrief]

I'm not letting you watch me shower to satisfy your sense of curiosity.