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[ Clint's grown used to having him around at this point, even if he does kick himself at times for so easily forming a close attachment, but it's reached a stage where if he weren't there then he'd hate it. His constant chatter provides a comforting background noise that he can tune out, but that also keeps him from thinking, and he knows he needs Stiles more than he probably needs him.

But, still, he likes it, likes Stiles, because he's a good kid, and he knows what it's like to be alone in the world, to have to grow up quick, so he prefers to be there for him than to close himself off from it. ]

'Cause the deities know you'd prefer that. You should know better by now that they like to fuck with us. Try reverse psychology next time, see if it works.

But if I say hey I should would love to get disemboweled the next thing you know I'll be carrying my guts around in my Halloween basket.

[ Trailing Clint to his apartment and just sort of following him in because who needs to be polite and wait for an invitation these days? ] Do you have any coffee left?

Yeah, don't do that, it's asking for trouble. Keep it small, play it safe.

[ He's trying to keep his amusement from showing, many of their conversations ones he never knows how they reached, and he kicks the door shut after them, Fury fussing between them. ] The day there's no coffee here is the day I take my last breath.

[ He keeps going through the apartment to the kitchen, grabbing a couple of mugs. ]

Awesome.

Well, not awesome. You're not allowed to do that because then I'd have to foster Fury and Derek doesn't like dogs. But I guess I could live in your apartment. [ Rattling on. ] But you still shouldn't because I'm not sure I should be held responsible. We went for a walk last night while you were out and we totally explored some questionable trees

[ Slumping into a kitchen chair. ]

Doesn't like dogs? Knew there was something off about that guy. How can anyone not like dogs? [ He loves dogs, okay, and he's not grasping the concept well.

Oh, look, there's coffee. He hands one over. ] Why don't you just admit you wanna kill me in my sleep so you can do away with my apartment?

He ... has a dominance issue? [ Burying his nose in his mug so he can do nothing but smell delicious, delicious caffeine. Clint's too good for him. ]

No, no. As long as I can continue to stretch your hospitable streak to its limits we're all good. No sleep murder, promise.

[ Good coffee's all he's got, he's got to keep him coming back somehow. ]

Dominance issue. [ Sarcastically. ] Can't say I've noticed.

[ Flopping down on the sofa, Clint looks at Stiles over the rim of the mug. ] He doesn't force you into doing stuff, right? 'Cause I kill people for a living, but I'm willing to make the exception and take him out for free.

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[ Spluttering a little on his first gulp. ]

That would depend on what you mean by stuff?

[ This is broaching on awkward.

Shrugging. ] Stuff. Anything. [ Suspiciously, and only half joking. ] Why, is there specific stuff he makes you do?

No.

[ How does one even explain the clusterfuck meaning of pack? ] We're friends ... totally cool ... friends.

[ Nope. ]

[ Stiles, this is Clint's I'm not buying it face. It might look a lot like his usual face, but it's really not. ]

You're friends. But he's a pushy fucker who occasionally threatens to kill you. You need new friends, Stilinski.

It was hard enough getting friends before.

[ A pause. A sip of his coffee, nervously twitching his foot under the kitchen counter. ] You ever get into the kind of situation where banding together is a lot better than the alternative? Derek doesn't like me, but we work through it because we have to.

[ He takes his time to speak again, biting back the Before what? to see where this is going.

Listening, he shrugs a shoulder, getting up to grab the take-out menus and drop them down in offering in front of Stiles. ] Considering what I do? Sure. It kinda comes with the territory. Sometimes there's bigger enemies, battles, to fight, and it's either go it alone or suck it up.

He's not that bad. Okay so maybe he could tone down the physical violence a little, but he's kinda fucked up. I mean it probably makes him tragically hot, but the key word there is tragic.

[ Pulling them towards him, time to change the subject. ] Pizza?

[ Dryly. ] Does that make me tragically hot? 'Cause I could learn to like the guy if we're on the same page.

[ Taking the pizza menu, he shoves the others aside, puts a quick order in for the usual.

Sitting, he watches him for a moment, looking at him as if trying to see beyond the surface. ] Tell me you don't have a thing for this guy.

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[ Stiles looks up sharply, eyes wide, lip already being worried between his teeth. ] I - no? I don't think so. [ But there's something underneath all of that, a yearning to get to know Derek better, to understand. He can kind of get why people keep asking. ] You're like the third person to bring that up within a week, bro.

[ Huffing. ] Derek's Derek. He's just this hilariously terrifying guy who occasionally puts himself through shit for other people. But I'm not - he's familiar.

[ Even if Stiles is pretty sure he's batting for both sides now, he hasn't entertained the idea of Derek. ]

[ He was partly being sarcastic, but he's got eyes, and he knows that there's something going on there if not that. ]

Well, I can't say I'm sorry to hear that, you're better off staying away there. A guy like him, he's not good to get mixed up with unless you've got no other choice. Trust me, I know.

[ But there's still the question of why he was forced together with him, one that he's holding onto. One thing at a time, and he respects privacy; he hopes Stiles will tell him in his own time if he needs to. ]

I haven't got any other choice. [ Derek or death. Derek or watching his town fall apart. Except back home he's supposed to stay away, isn't he? Because he's not pack, he's Scott's if anything else and he and Derek are in two different worlds.

Except for when they save each other.

That tends to happen a lot. ] I promise I'm okay. Derek won't do anything to me. Not anything serious. He just doesn't know how to behave like a human being sometimes.

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There's always a choice. [ But he's got to admit, Stiles is in tact, safe and well, and if Derek posed any real threat he's thinking that wouldn't exactly be the case. Better with him than without if whatever it is that put them together is something worse.

Putting down his empty mug. ] You mean he actually acts human sometimes? Love to see that. But if you're sure you're good with whatever it is that's going on? Then I'll have to accept that. But I'm always here if you ever need anything, you got that?

[ He looks like he's weighing something up for a moment. ]

I wanted to talk to you about something completely un-Derek related. But I will wait for delicious pizza. Cheese overdose is totally going to make it much easier.

[ As if on cue, there's a knock on the door and he grins, jumping up. ]

Hold that thought.

[ He disappears to go answer it, returning a few minutes later with an extra large pizza, dropping it on the counter. He grabs a couple of cans of coke from the fridge to wash it down with. ]

[ It smells good, and the arrival of it immediately disperses the awkwardness Stiles may have been feeling about how everyone assumes they're dating, how he'd tried to talk to Derek about it first and got shut down. People tend to forget that being almost seventeen is hard.

Being almost seventeen and fighting for your life on a daily basis? Even worse. ] That smells awesome.

[ Skipping plates, Clint flips the lid of the box, resettles back on the stool to the counter. ]

Dig in.

[ He's still watching him, but more subtly this time, less pointedly, and with a softer look in his eyes, Derek pushed to the side of his thoughts. He grabs a slice, stomach grumbling at the smell alone, and takes a large bite, swallowing it down. ]

So what'd you wanna talk to me about?

If you don't want to talk about it we totally don't have to. [ Looking down at his slice of pizza, fingers picking pepperoni off it to eat like that. ]

I just - I guess I wanted to know if you and - and Phil - if you guys were ... [ Huff. Asking a guy if he's gay is hard. ] You know what, it doesn't matter.

[ There's a brief moment of panic, rare, but he covers up the fact he freezes quick enough, ignoring the way his heart is beating faster and blood in pounding in his ears. It's Stiles, and there's no rules, no protocol here, which means no reason to keep it the secret he thought it was.

He swallows his mouthful, the half-eaten slice lowering to the counter, dangling lamely in his hand, and he takes in a deep breath, releasing it slowly to compose himself. ]

If you're getting at what I think you are, then - [ He shrugs, like it's no big deal. ] - sure.